I'm safe!

Well, since I haven't received insults or other punishments for my weekend infidelity, then I guess I shall assume that all is forgiven, and you think I look damn good in my underwear. Ladies, lassies, and Sheilas, try not to throw yourselves upon me too much, though I'm sure your lust is powerful beyond compare. Alas, for all of you but one, I'm taken. Oh, you can try sending me naked photos to steal me away from Nicole, in fact, I insist upon it. Really, go for it! Come on... come on... it's not going to work, of course, but it's be fun to try. Especially for me! For me, who gets the naked pictures! Yay! Come on! You know you want to!