Last minute!

Can I type one hundred words, one handed, talking on the phone to Nicole, in the next two minutes, without any possible clue what to write about? Well? Can I? I asked you question, Internet! I demand an answer!

Jeez, I've got to learn to stop letting myself get distracted until the absolute last possible second! It's not good for anyone, and it causes me stress and my fans heartache and pain, and basically a bad situation for all involved. Hmm... damn and blast, another few words and I'll have survived the day... la la la... oh, that's just sad.