Rocky? Horror? Picture? Show?

'Show', I'll buy. The rest... not so much. So yeah, we had a showing of the eponymous cult classic in yon Gael Club in yon Rice Hall at yon Iona College. Fun times! Free fortune cookies were served because... um... reasons? Vaguest fortune of the night: "You are almost there." No, really, that's it. Then my lucky numbers, 8, 11, 19, 21, 24, and 36. Oh, and the best fortune to add 'in bed' to the end of: "Your path is arduous, but will be amply rewarding." Together now!

"IN BED!"

Good job, everyone!

Thanks!

Yeah... didn't need that.

Sorry! Won't happen again!

I will destroy you. You know this. Why do you tempt me into destroying you?