She even made me change the title.

Part of me wants to explain that this recent spat of short, crappy updates is because I have some sort of secret behind the scenes project that will have your socks so thoroughly knocked off that you'll sue. But, no such luck. It's not my fault, really. Once again, it's Nicole should be at the receiving end of all your ire! Really! She's behind it all! Why, recently she had me taking pictures for her, of me in flagrante delecto, which is a phrase I remember from Clue and assume means playing with the little man. Why? Why do I do these things for her? Do I feel no shame?