RAAAR, they say. RAAAR.

Coney Island! Ferris Wheels! Chili fries! Zombies!

The zombies are on the telly, rather than at the amusement park, which is a bit of a shame, but not SO horrible. It's only a matter of time before ZombieWorld opens, and then the world will be an even more awesome place. I know I'm excited by the prospect of shootin' amusement park workers in the head. Actually, the logistics of doing that without risking death or injury of said workers elude me, but I do not have a team of engineers OR lawyers at my disposal, so... well, there's nothing to follow that so.

... I've had a couple beers. Shut the hell up.