Cheez-It!

Pretty lady sent me a box full of food! My joy is untouchable in its vastness! Cheez-It brand snack crackers are included! They are hot and spicy, much like the pretty lady herself! I... I think that was a complement, but I can't be certain I didn't just threaten to kill her and eat her flesh for sustenance! So, just to be on the safe side: Nicole! I do not intend to kill you! And if I do start to kill you, and you aren't digging it, just tell me, and I will stop, because I am an understanding kind of guy! Even if you are very delicious, I will stop immediately!

No, I don't know what I'm talking about either!