So, what's the saddest news ever?

[Sigh]

Hmm? Oh, don't mind me. Just wallowing in my abject misery here!

Okay, maybe not abject misery, but certainly a justified discontentment. See, it turns out that do to varied scheduling problems, I won't be able to see Nicole, the pretty lady who wants to give me kisses, until at the earliest, January 5th. Yeah. Sucks, right? It's no one's fault, or anything, but it's still annoying. More than a two weeks after I arrive in that state where we both live! I'm irked! Pained! Irritated by the uncontrollable situation! Stupid lousy Christmas, ruining everything for everyone. Well, everyone who matters, at any rate. Now, don't get me wrong, I love my family, and spending time with them is de regeur for the holiday season. Also, free food and laundry! But, well, my complaints are obvious and, frankly, bitchy. You know, Verruca Salt-style "But I want it now!" sort of pithy complaints. So I will spare her, and you, of much more on the subject. But I ain't in my happiest happy place right now, I'll say that much. And with that, I shall endeavor to put it behind me and get this qomedy train back to the depot. The hilarity depot.

Eh, maybe later. I think I have a few more good wallowing hours left.