New Year!

So, it seems like a new year is upon us. Traditionally, this is a time for one to look back on the year previous, analyze his successes and failures and make a list of resolutions so as to be be a better person in the year to come.

I, on the other hand, believe in being a shallow sort of disappointment, so I spent the day Googling up pictures of naked celebrities and am going to go pass out in the tub.

(Amber would have me tell you that that's not true at all, but she is totally just covering for me.)