YARR.

It be talk like a pirate day, my hearties. Yo ho ho and a bottle of Smirnoff Ice distilled malt beverage.

... unfortunately, I learned about this AFTER I thought my class, because I do not think we could have accomplished any less if I was actually singing shanties the entire time. I exaggerate of course, but it really was a bit out of control. I do wish I knew how to remedy that. Well, I do wish I knew how to remedy that, besides violence, which they frown on my using.

Oh, what the hell. Let's use violence. Yay violence!