Sunday, April 29, 2007

Regarding my sucky posting record this week.

Right. This is not the best time for me to be posting on a daily schedule. Clearly.

Which, oddly enough, means it behooves me to try and post on a daily schedule. I know, I know, it's counterintuitive enough, but I'm capable of feeling when I'm teetering on a funk. It lends itself to a period of uninteresting posts, yes, but pulling myself out of bed for any reason, even if it bores you, gets me out of bed.

Yesterday I went to a House Crawl. This is some sort of yearly collegiate Bacchanal, beginning at noon, where great numbers of people go to a house, pay five dollars to get a cup with which they can drink all that they can, and when the house has been dried, go on to another to repeat the process. Imagine a bunch of alcoholic locusts and you'll get an idea of the horror of it all.

Doubtless you are aware that this is not my kind of party, not by any means. I mean, I like drinking almost as much as the next guy, but the crowds! The cheap booze! The tawdry and decidedly unclassy atmosphere! Not my style! Not by a long shot!

And yet. It's been a lameish sort of week, you see, and my Grand Vizier advised me to do something to get my ass up and active. And besides, it's a college experience. The sort of thing I should have done years ago, regretted, and never done again. It was my last chance to play the traditional student, and I think it went pretty well. I mean, it was horrifying and disgusting and I felt decidedly like Jane Goodall, but in the end, I had a good time. The bits that I remember were good, at any rate.

... I blacked out slightly, between, um, kissing a girl in my apartment and waking up in my bed, alone, fully clothed but with no idea where my glasses were. They... they were under the couch. There's like a 90% chance all I missed was getting slapped, so it's not that big an issue.

[Looks left.]

[Looks right.]

Okay! I get lecherous when tipsy! I am an embarrassment to humanity! Shoot me, shoot me now!


Blogger Amber said...

Jane Goodall was an alcoholic locust?

Man, they leave -all- the good parts out in school!

5/01/2007 12:33 PM  
Anonymous AAMF said...

Wait, what else did Jane Goodall do beside be an alcoholic locust?

5/01/2007 6:02 PM  

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