I got it!

I figured out what's been wrong with me the past few days! The mood swings, the emotionalness, the clingyness, the insanity, it's all so obvious.

I'm pregnant!

It explains everything. Perfectly. Don't even pretend it doesn't. Also, what's with the four short posts in one day, each slightly more upbeat than the last? Since when did I express things as I feel them, and not bottle them up til 11? It's unnatural.