Time to start planning my Halloween costume!
I love Halloween. I don't go all half-assed with a werewolf massed mask like some do, no, I require an elegance, dare I say, brilliance from my costumes. So, I have to think of something good, but not the sort of thing that shall have me cavorting off to expensive stores to spend considerable expense on expensive expenses. I've got a Salvation Army and a CVS to work with. So... ideas!
- Given: Long brown hair, round glasses, black kilt, big black boots. Need: Green jacket sort of thing from thrift store, no beard. Result: Daria! Only, like, a man! Unfortunately, my hair isn't quite long enough, so I'd need to get a wig. Or wait a year. And then I'd get to wander around, insulting my friends and loved ones, feeling only hate. I do most of that already, so... yeah. Gotta love Daria.
- Given: Several large, brown boxes, some tape, scissors. Need: more tape, more boxes, and a cogent plan; first two obtainable from CVS, latter must spring forth from my powerful brain. Result: BOXTOR! The robot made of boxes! There is the chance that it'll look terrible and ugly if I don't do it exactly right, though. See, what I really want is to be able to pull a transformation, so that I literally look like a huge box, but I turn into a robot. That would rock.
- Given: Most of my 'corporate zombie' costume. Needed: Rest of 'corporate zombie costume'. Result: Me being a total tool for using the same costume twice. UNACCEPTABLE!
So, yeah. That's all I got so far. More though will happen, of course, especially as we grow closer to October. All I know is that it's going to rock.
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