Chinatown!

Went to Chinatown today. Ate some eel, and some frog-based soup, and iced tea with coconut and tapioca. And did some more New Yorking about, gawking like a tourist with no eyelids. You heard me, no eylids. Those folks gawk a lot, I'll tell you. Pretty much all gawking, all the time with those no-eyelids folks. But, despite losing all my money in transit and foodstuffs, I did not get mugged or murdered. At least, not to the best of my recollection. M. Night Shymalan has taught me not to take any of this stuff for granted. If I am dead, please be kind enough to send me a copy of my obituary, so that I can frame it and put it on my wall. Okay, I have stuff to do now. I'll be back, though.