[Low Whistle]

So, yeah. My dodgy Internet connection has cleared up somewhat. Yes, I know I didn't make 100 words, yesterday, but I was simply unable. I apologize profusely, and will make sure to say a significant amount today. It's hard to know where to start though... it's great to be back at Iona. Hello, Affirmative Action Minority Friend! Hello, Stressy Redhead and Girl with Car! Who could forget you, Guy Who Buys Me Food Sometimes? And, there's Mr. Allergic to Grains (formerly: Dan)! And then there's a whole lot of freshmen! I invented a game, actually, called 'Poke-a-Freshman', which one plays with the aid of these newbies. The basic premise involves finding a freshman, and poking them in the arm, but there's a lot of complex strategy involved as well, that I can't really get into at this juncture. Maybe later, if you're good, and you eat all your vegetables.

What else has been happening? Ah, yes. I got my room looking nice. Just three days ago it was filled with boxes and random junk and dirty laundry that had been in storage for four months-- I didn't have the space in my suitcase or the money to clean it, I swear! But, now, it's looking good. Really good. I mean, there's still a few Things that'll need to be taken care of, but overall it's looking nice. And it's a lot bigger than my old room; even with the door closed I don't feel cramped at all. Which is sort of odd, because I have more stuff now than I did last year. I may have stumbled upon the nexus of time and space. Or, maybe not. Two options, pick your favorite.

The problem with having had a really busy week is that there's too much to talk about. If I had only done one thing, it would be easy to go on in detail. But I did a bunch of stuff. Like, last week I went to Ripley's Believe it or Not in Atlantic City. Do I go on about the world's largest hairball, or that crazy spinning room, or do I ignore it because it happened a week ago? I don't know. I'm tired. I'm going to sleep. I'll try to post again today, if the Web remains available.