Sean O'Mara.

The following is a short and, at some level, true story about my former R.A., Sean O'Mara. Enjoy, if you dare.*

*The views expressed herein represent Sean O'Mara, and not Ed's Olde Tyme Array of Frabtabulous Amazery or any of it's parent or subsidiary companies. That's Sean O'Mara, who lives in New York and attends Iona College. He's pale and has red hair, but that should be pretty evident from the name. He's skinny and rides a bike a lot, complete with spandex bikewear. If you want, I'll point him out for you, so you can beat him up.