Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Slacky the Necron

What's this? Has this Necron, the unstoppable death-robot, sat down on a convenient rock in the middle of a battle? He is supposed to be killing all life in the universe at the whims of the C'Tan, the Star Gods who feed upon death, and he is making himself comfy on a rock?

Oh, I see! He got himself a cup of coffee from... somewhere. He's not quitting, but he has decided to take a break in the middle of the battle. Energy is flagging, coffee is available... somehow. Only makes sense. He'll get back to the wholesale slaughter of Orkboyz as soon as he's done this mug. Or maybe the next one.

Presented for your approval, the Short Monolith Necrons. From left to right:

  • Jumpy McShootshoot:The Necron Who's Seen Too Many John Woo Movies
  • Diggy Von Latenheimer: The Necron Who Overslept and Started Unburying Himself After the Battle Started Already
  • Headache Targetheadovich: The Necron Who Got SHOT in the HEAD
  • "Crutchy" Joe Hopper: The Necron Who Cannot Stand and Shoot at the Same Time
  • Yorick Alaspor: The Necron For Whom There Are Many Bad Puns About Heads
  • Slacky O'Sittindown: The Necron Who Is On Break, Dammit
  • Dr. Cyberman: The Necron Who is Not Sure What Sci-Fi Universe He is Supposed to Be In.
  • and the yet-unapainted Axey Backerelli: The Necron Who Pissed Off The Orks Something Fierce

3 Comments:

Blogger Robert said...

Those are some really cool mod jobs Ed...more so than I ever can do...thats for sure.

Awesome work.

12/04/2007 1:57 PM  
Blogger Aaron Poppleton said...

Slacky O'Sittindown is maybe the greatest fucking thing I have ever seen.

12/04/2007 1:57 PM  
Blogger Vincent said...

Slacky basically will become a meme.

I HAVE SPOKEN.

12/05/2007 9:31 AM  

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