Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a Spider-Man, no time to talk.
Why does my mouse suck so much? When did that start? It's frustrating me, it really is.
Cats, I don't want to make a big long post today. Yesterday's was heartwarming enough for a while, I think. Today I went into the city and watched Spider-Man 3 and hung out with Jen, which was fun (because Jen is awesome!) and painful (because Jen is the Queen of the Bitches and I hates her forever. One of these days I will crush you... one of these days).
I'm sure you've heard a whole lot of cinflicting stories on Spider-Man and let me tell you... they're all true. I will say to you this... bangs of evil, musical interlude, and unnecessary Americana all made me suffer a little bit on the inside, but I DID enjoy the overall experience.
On the other hand, the Fantastic Four preview contained a line so horrifying that I had to write it down... "As you know, there have been strange occurences all over the world."
It's so damn cliche I could not help but laugh... nice try, screenwriter. Might want to give that anothor go.
posted by Ed Turner at
5:56:00 PM
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That sounds more like a marketing department line than a screenwriter's line. Maybe I'm just defensive because I'm in the middle of writing this damned script.
Perhaps you should let the mouse run on its wheelie thing for a bit of exercise?
Oh, Spiderman. I will grant, it was entertaining. If a movie isn't actually good, it requires a certain minimum level of awful to be amusing, and Spiderman far exceeded expectations in that department. The bangs!
And she wubs you, because you are a great big woobie. And also hates you very, very, much, just because.
Did you have people laughing at Harry's big send off?
Because our entire theater erupted into laughter. It's kind of a shame, because I thought Franco did a great job (How's the pie?)--but come on. That was such terribly over-the-top acting, I think we all laughed.
And I'm never ever forgiving the deus ex (slightly homoerotic) butler. Because come on.
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor.
That's why I e-mail my writings around. Makes 'em easy to delete.
Hey, wait a minute!
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