Thursday, April 05, 2007


Alright, time for me to stop being neurotic. It's beginning to get to me.

I think it's about time that we, as a species, invested some time in this whole 'psychic communication' business. However y'all want to go about it, is cool with me, as long as it gets done. Scientists and the technologically oriented, feel free to create an electronic mental uplink. Those more inclined to the occult, see if you know some magic spells which might prove useful in this endeavor. Academia: I'm sure there's some valuable research on the subject you could be doing, be it historical, social, or biological. The rest of you? Just concentrate really hard until you start mutating. LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

You see, communication is difficult. Under the best of circumstances, one can never be entirely sure he's correctly expressing himself. And sometimes he's trying to express himself through a medium which kills some of the finer details, to a person who may be distracted. Even in person, perhaps the subject of the communication is both vague and terrifying, so parties end up talking circles around it, with no clue what's actually going on underneath. These are situations wherein the power to share one's actual thoughts, instantly and without a middleman, would clear things up tremendously.

The downside, of course, is in having women learn just how much time I spend thinking about their breasts. It's a trade-off.


Blogger Ford Dent said...

I'm pretty sure they already knew, dude.

4/06/2007 4:49 AM  
Anonymous AAMF said...

Seriously, you're usually staring.

4/06/2007 7:04 AM  
Blogger Vincent said...

And even when you're not, it's a fairly educated guess.

4/06/2007 9:21 AM  
Blogger Ed said...

My god do I ever love you people. Like, seriously. That's comic GOLD.

4/06/2007 8:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a lotta need for writers, is there, in a world with telepathy?

4/07/2007 1:06 PM  

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