PEOPLE!

Gah! People! I mean, seriously! Dammit! People! Gah!

Yeah, a little troll has been pissing me off today. He (for it is a 'he', those of you tiny-yet-paranoid female who immediately suspects herself responsible for all wrongdoings in the world) is overreacting to TINY LITTLE PROBLEMS, and completely ignoring ACTUAL, SIZABLE ISSUES. Essentially, his crime is being an idiot, and if this keeps up, Wayne Brady's gonna have to choke a bitch, so to speak.

So, really, the first paragraph should read "Gah! Person! I mean, seriously! Dammit! Person! Gah!", but that's less aesthetically pleasing for reasons I'm neither qualified nor tempted to elucidate upon.

In other news, I took apart and re-assembled a pellet gun. Life is awesome for me.