BAD NAME FOR A CHILD INCLUDED.

Drunken guitar hero party!

Not, not on my part. I'm sober and not playing Guitar Hero, obviously, but Alek is both, and seems to be having a loverly time of it. It's a LITTLE bit worrisome, but he's having fun, so I'm not going to stop him until such a point as he endangers his life or my own. Jose or Casey's life, I'll let slide. I ain't nobody's father (that I am aware of).

Which is a shame, frankly. Because drunken Guitar Hero is the sort of thing that little Ambassador should be involved in during his formative years. Not so much the doing, but the watching of. Ambie's not getting trashed drunk until he's at LEAST fifteen. Because I'm a good daddy.

A good daddy who names his kid Ambassador. Ain't no one beating up a kid names Ambassador.