Erk!

Alright. It's been a long, long time since I've said anything worth reading. I'm aware that this is funda,emtally disappointing to all of you, because you come here for some semblance of reason in your pathetic, miserable, hopeless, embarassing wastes of attempts of life. I know, I know all this. So I apologize.

Man, though, you know how, the longer it's been since you've seen a person, the harder it is to think of something to say? I mean, you feel like you have to make the stuff that happened in the meantime be important, right? It's not like, "I haven't seen you in a year! I just had some really good pasta!" That would be absurd. So, I have to come up with some things that are worth the extended absence. Like... like... well, I'm writing a novel. No, really.

National Novel Writing Month. I gave it a shot last year, and it was an outrageous failure, mainly due to me not having an actual idea what I was going to write as of, well, over a week into it. So. Let us not discuss that, for it sads me up. Let us instead look to the future, when I am going to have spent the remainder of October planning the novel I will have started writing November first and gotten at least 50,000 words of written by November thirtieth, shortly before I was decapitated by a falling pane of glass December 12th. Man, maybe I should look a little less into the future.

Except, of course, the novel I am currently planning takes place in the future. And if you're a good girl, I'll maybe even tell you a bit more about it. Tomorrow, though. Right now, I have to see in Cartoon Network has been playing a joke on me.