Grr!

Dammit, Mary, your keyboard is set up all wrong! It's too narrow, and the space bar is the size of a friggin' thumb tack!

So, yeah, clearly, I'm not on my own computer, and am, at Mary's bequest, writing all about her. Because, you see, she is a woman, and it just has to be ALLLLL about her, now doesn't it? Freakin' women, man. Always... you know... asking me to do things. And what am I going to do, say no? I can't do that! They're pretty! Especially the Mary part of 'they', because, come on folks, just look at her! With your magical looking powers that you have.

Oh, gads, you are totally going to stare at me in the shower, aren't you? SICKO! Sicko with LOOKING POWERS!