Evenin' ladies.

Well, some of you are ladies. Speaking of which, the only perk of working the front desk for eigh-hour shifts all of move-in week-end was the veritable parade of nubile young freshmen. Seriously, between the lot of them, you'll find the average IQ is something like seven, but they had very nice breasts, so it was all pleasant enough while they weren't talking.

Ugh, too on edge to sit around, must jaunt.