Oy. Me.

So... man... you know what's awesome? Being able to see things on the right half of the LCD display of your laptop because you didn't slam it shut on the mouse because you're not a GOSH DAMNED STUPID IDIOT. And you don't have to go buy a new monitor tomorrow, because it would cost, literally, one-sixth as much as getting the laptop repaired. Hell, even a fancy, slightly flat model would be a savings compared to sending poor Eddie the laptop away. So, it seems like I'm getting a desktop... one piece at a time. Donations will be happily accepted... please?