Useless utilities.

It seems like an oxymoron, dunnit? Something along the lines of Demi Moore or Biggie Smalls or... uh... Tom Cruise, if we assume 'tom' to be a synonym for 'stand still'. Yeah... something like that. But, you see, there are useless utilities, little downloadable dinguses that don't do anything for you, but you get them anyway, just for the sheer hell of it. I, myself, have recently obtained a programme which makes the keyboard sound like I a typewriter.

Yes, hitting enter results in the little slam DING! sound. It just wouldn't be right otherwise.

So, yeah. I'm not going to keep it on all the time. Indeed, I may well turn it off after typing this post and forget about it for the rest of my natural life, only returning to it in the unnatural advanced years brought about by vamperism, zombieness or werewolfitude. Unless, of course, I'm too busy eating people's blood, brains, or... everythings.