Harumph!

So, I'm trying to get a driver's license, see, and... what's that? Yes, yes I don't have a driver's license. I never needed one, I lived in the city and never left the house except for school, which was a block away anyway. Plus, I never wanted one. I still don't, actually. Indeed, there are few things I want less than a driver's license, and most of them are sexually transmitted. But, it's one of those things which I'm going to have to get someday, if I hope to function as a member of proper society, so I decided to bit the bullet and do it in the fortnight I was home. But... nope! Turns out, one needs one's social security card to get a license hereabouts, and my social security card is...

Let's see now... uh huh, and then we calculate the resonance... and the cultural factors... yep... yep... hrm. Let's plug in these equations for dark matter interaction... divide by zero? No, no, that can't be right... maybe if we put this skin sample in the centrifuge... carry the one, annnnnd...

... in storage. Damn my luck.