Status update!

Advertising project: One quarter completed. Packing: One third done. New job: We'll see about it this afternoon.

Wait, new job? Yes! Details will be provided if and when I find out if I got it. Wish me luck, people.

Yesterday I discovered the joys of free sushi. It turns out that free sushi is better than regular, non-free sushi, assuming that it's being purchased by a lady, and not, say, dug out of the trash. Trashushi is not recommended, but making friends with Deb is, because she has this absurd compulsion to buy food for people. Now, I'm not going to say for sure that she's not fattening me up for the slaughter, whereupon she will skin me, feast on my flesh, paint her face with my blood, decorate her hair with my bones, and finally wear my skin as a fine, if somewhat baggy, suit... in fact, I'm fairly sure she is. I can see the malevolent glaze in her eye. I'm just saying she bought me ice cream afterwards too, so I'm not about to complain just yet. When she's killing and eating me, then I can complain.