I got a job.

Of sorts...

Okay, not really. Well, see, you know those Iona College Players, who put on plays every semester? And you know how I've written a couple of short one acts? And you know how, if I write a proper play for the Players next semester I get payed $500? No? You didn't know that bit? Oh, oh, of course, because that happened only today! so I only now get a change to tell you about it! So, I'm telling you now. Also, I might get an option to direct. Which is extra money in my pocket. So... woo. I mean, it does not preclude the necessity of my looking for actual work this summer (gosh damn it all), but it's all kinds of awesome in the sense that (A) it's something to do with my spare time this summer, (B) it's a good chunk of money for my doing what I'd pretty much be doing anyway, and (small voice) maybe some of my friends will come and see this one. Okay, no, I take the last one back, that's just me being a jerk. Bad Ed! Bad! Naughty boy!

What, then, am I to write about? Necromancers? Can I stretch that out into a two act comedy with characters and pathos and plot and maybe a musical number? I doubt it! But I will try! For money!