So why is Nicole so great?

Good question, title area! Nicole is great for several reasons, some of which I will now elucidate for you.

• She reads my weblog! Not many people do; I'd estimate that less than half of you all read what I'm writing. The rest of you just really like the duck. Not that I can blame you, I often find myself staring into his soulful eyes for hours on end, but folks who read the text get extra Ed-points.
• She's from Illinois! Hey, that's my home state! Nicole, myself, and 12,419,291 other folks all share a special bond based mostly upon utter loathing of people who pronounce the 's'.
• She posts comments! Mmm hmm... commenting is nice. Whether she's talking about how she should register to vote, asking how often I wear my kilt, or... well... to be frank, that's about all she's said so far, but that's all I need to pluralize 'comment' and justify this list item.
• She probably has other qualities as well! I'm not sure, but she may have aspects to her personality that don't relate directly to me. I'm not going to say so for sure, though, I'm not one for making wild assumptions.

So there you have it, the Nicolian greatness. And of course, she has a web site I can link to, which is nice, and about the only thing keeping Khisanth from getting up here. So, yeah: A Day In The Life. Go there! If enough people show up, she'll be obligated to write stuff! And then there will be much rejoicing.

Go Nicole! Woo!