Happy X-mas, X-mas people! X-mas time is here! X-mas!

Well, not yet, for realsies, but it's coming up, and Ambs and I did a little bit of preliminary gift-opening, and sufficing to say, I'll totally be in the market for frozen pizza when next I go shopping.

No, I'm NOT going to explain that. No, I realize it does not suffice to say of only two of my readership could possibly understand. Go to hell! I hate you!

Man, I'm tired, and I have to make sure that the Martians are WELL AND TRULY conquered by Santa Claus. If he only partially conquered them, well then we'd all be up some sort of unpleasant paddle, mark my words.