Oh, my students. How I love/hate them.

Nothing wrong with them per se, except inasmuch as they persist in being teenagers despite my best efforts, and so they persist in acting like teenagers, despite my best efforts. And goodness knows, for everything fun about teenagedom, there's something annoying to mollify it.

But that's not what I'm here to talk about. I'm here to ask one very important question that you all best respond to with a quickness. And that is this: want to go to a good, old-fashioned costume party? Sometime near, but not at, the end of October? Make your reservations right the heck now, and throw out some suggestive dates and times, because dudes... I want to throw a costume party before I'm gone.