Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

God damn it! What the hell is wrong with somebody who, when their quote-unquote friend bruises her tailbone and is in significant pain, turns this into a celebration of self-pity?

Seriously! It's lucky we've all started to watch a movie, or I'd be about to kick somebody's ass!

And here I was having a lovely day until just then. Perfectly lovely. And now I'm essentially incurably angry. Not, I shall grant, wall-punching angry. I feel like I'm doing a little better with all that business, frankly. But, still. Jeez! Lovely day fucked right up.

In such a way that my friend's bruising her tailbone would NOT ruin my day. Le sigh.