Today was a day for playing Zelda.

Sometimes my life isn't all that intersting.

Okay, I will say this: there is something interesting going on, but I'd rather not talk about it until I figure out just how ongoing these goings-on are going to be, you see.

In completely unrelated topics, you know what's awesome? Hanging out with lesbians. It's great because you can ogle other women together, without that rush of shame at objectifying them that you get ogling them with other men. It's okay, you see, because she's a woman too! No harm, no foul. Also awesome is hanging out with gay men, but for different reasons entirely (to whit, they are awesome). I need to get a party going on between me, Joe, and Melissa... that would be super good times.

I think I'm one of those gay lovers I've been hearing about.