Friday, September 22, 2006

SWEATY AND ACHY!

I am in DESPERATE need of a hot shower.

On the other hand, I got my first paycheck today. Actually, it was owed to me last Friday, but I have... issues about asking people for things. Anyway, I gots a cool hunnerd dollars in my bank account now. And you know what that means?

It means that (ignoring the fact that I will be inclined to spend a small portion of that money on, say, food) I am about one-fifth of the way to being able to afford a visit to California this January.

I can think of no other reward that would make eight hours handling gay erotica seem quite so worthwhile.

...

Seriously. I handled a lot of gay erotica today. I don't know WHY today was determined to be gay erotica day at Borders, but a statistically ridiculous amount of literature had a distinct "contains the words 'turgid' and 'throbbing' in close proximity" vibe to it.

Oh, right. Time for a hot shower.

2 Comments:

Anonymous AAMF said...

Or perhaps a COLD SHOWER?

...see what I did there? I implied that you enjoyed handling the gay erotica.

9/23/2006 7:36 AM  
Blogger Ford Dent said...

Oh sir.

I see what you did there.

9/23/2006 8:55 AM  

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