Sunday, April 23, 2006

We solved a mystery!

Aaron, Pablo, and I went full-out detective tonight. Around 11:45 there was a loud, loud 'BANG' from somewhere about the dorm. So, after fretting about gunshots and meteors and quantum singularity generators for a while, we three, armed with my bamboo sword and crappy flashlight, went out to investigate.

Some silliness cannot be accurately transcribed. In the hours that followed we collected clues, of sorts, and formed theories, of sorts, and, as is obligatory during mystery solving, ate some food, and got chased by a monster, and at the end figured out it was all Old Man Cannone's doing.

To whit, the bang was the sound of a pair of chicken thieves disappearing because the school's van-mounted quantum singularity generator sent them to an alternate dimension after a cat and a bunny chased them away from the place where they were enjoying a post-chicken-thieving movie to a conflux of lay lines, because Old Man Cannone wanted to test out the generator which he will be using for Mafia business and decided to take care of a minor problem facing his chicken-selling son.

Seriously, it all added up. And clues left at the scene lead us to believe that Cannone will again fire up the device at 9:25 in the morning, attacking the campus as a whole, and possibly transporting us to an alternate dimension. Wacky misadventures will follow.


Blogger Ford Dent said...

Clearly the firing will take place at 9:25 this evening, as we uncovered his plot.

Eyes and ears, dude. Keep both of them open.

4/24/2006 8:46 AM  

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