AARON!

Aaron's gone for the weekend? To California? For a wedding?

What in the sam hill am I supposed to do this weekend? It's like fully one-third of my SOUL has been surgically removed and mailed away! And... and... and... he's got MST3Ks in the mail room that I can't watch. That's really the source of my dyspeptic rage.

Get the Hell back here, Aaron. Beef Lockjaw awaits me!