Cee-ripes!

I didn't even notice I double updated yesterday. Huh. So I guess I deserve the day off, yes?

Yes?

Or... not so yes, I guess. Whatever, man, whatever. Let's talk about the hot new sexiness I've piled on top of my head. It's not, as I discovered under better light, a jet-black expanse of light-sucking emptiness. Rather, it's a dark purple. Very, very dark, to be sure, but the purpality is there. Methinks this is a twin result of my using not quite enough dye (I had just under half left over, and while I know my hair is shortish compared to some ladies, I ain't no Ripley in 'Alien 3' (I ain't even a Ripley in 'Aliens'. And I certainly don't have the tiny pink panties to pull off Ripley in 'Alien'. No, clearly I'm a Ripley in 'Alien: Resurrection' (Probably the sixth or seventh Ripley (Which makes sense if you've seen the movie; if you haven't I don't want to spoil it (If you must know, though, cloning is involved, so just run from there (Don't actually run though, just think your way to the conclusion (You dumbass))))))) and putting it over the pink.

So... did you have to reread that sentence when you got to the end and couldn't remember how you got there?