PARTY!

Party! Party party! Party party party! Party party party party party! Party party party party party party party!

I'm going to a party. Of sorts. There will be... amusements. Of sorts. There will be fun... of sorts.

And if all goes according to plan, I'll end up out of sorts, so I'd best get this update out of the way AY ESS AY PEE, because I have better things to do with my time.

Party-type things. Like... you know... making popcorn. Becuase that's what one does at parties, yes? Enjoys the fine taste of popcorn, listens to light jazz, and maybe holds a polite conversation or two. AND NOTHING ELSE!