Aw, forget it.

Sometimes I don't like being required to update, because often I've done nothing interesting, and can think of no comic bits to dredge out, and a point-by-point recap of my day would be either painfully dull or the kind of thing I don't particularly want my friends, family, or the authorities to discover (for example, you remember that time I accidentally killed a guy, but covered it up by grinding the body into hamburger and feeding it to a pack of wild dogs? No you don't! With good reason! My mother would have pitched a fit if she found out I was feeding wild dogs).

All right, I think that turned out reasonably well for a write off. High five, me!