So... how 'bout them sexy get-togethers, eh?

Hey kids! Well, as if you couldn't tell from yesterday's... madness... I'm back in the welcoming bosom of my dear friends. Except, not literally. Except, sort of literally. It's not important, what's important is, hi, I greet you once again from Iona College, where I'll be spending the bulk of my summer, and a hefty chunk of the next couple years. Um. Go me, I suppose... it ain't perfect, but sometimes girls buy me pie, so I ain't going to complain. Except about this headache, I'm going to complain a lot about this headache, because it sucks. Oh, it could suck way more, it doesn't even suck enough to deserve your sympathy, really. Which, in and of itself, sucks a little more than the already sucky sucking of the suck-tuation.

That, there would be a combination of the words 'suck' and 'situation', you see.

... yeah, sorry.