I'm sorry!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm completely and utterly contrite and ashamed of myself. I'd give anything, anything, if I thought I could convince you of how sorry I am. I could stay here all day long, apologizing nonstop, and I'd still feel like you deserved more. I am so damn sorry.

In unrelated news, it looks like I didn't post yesterday. Yeah, okay, that was Blogger's fault, and I managed to squeeze my hunnert words into the comments section of the previous post, so y'all ain't going to get me for that. And I have since published in on the site proper, too. It's in, I did it, and the fact that I didn't manage to publish it properly until now is irrelevant. So take that, Internet!