Well nut to that!

A few book ideas that I have started, considered, and scrapped out of hand.

• The one guy in the world who doesn't have superpowers.
  Interesting enough, but what does he do? Nothing! I still lack an idea to work around.
• The opening lines: "So everybody's dead, then?" "Yep." "Bummer."
  Well, I thought it was amusing, but nothing really follows it. I just sort of babble on.
• The phrase 'Businessman snaps and becomes a pirate'.
  When I thought it up and jotted it down it seemed like gold. But no... it's not gold at all. It's not even silver! It's like... lead. Or mercury. Or einsteinium.

And those are the good ones! I'm doomed!