Vending Machine Business!

Oh man! Once again Google ads up there at the top opens up a fountain of wonder. Remember when they led me to Warehouse 23, home of Plush Microbes? Well now El Goog has pointed me over to Queen City Equipment. They sell vending machines! You can get a working soda machine for eight hundred dollars. That ain't bad! I mean, set it up in the right place and it'll pay for itself after a year. Or a decade. Or never, but what does it matter because you'd have a freakin' soda machine in your house! I mean come on! It's awesome! Think about it, I can stock the machine with the sodas of my choice, the kind you can't get elsewhere. Dr Pepper, which is rare in machines; Red Fusion, which is rare anywhere; maybe one button'll be for Coke, which is the only soda that goes well with pizza; and what the hey, I'll shove some Ramune bottles in there as well, despite the very real possibility that they won't fit, and the first time I try to get one the machine'll jam causing one of the bottles to get cracked, and the force of the carbonation will burst it resulting in a chain reaction that ultimately makes that entire machine explode, killing me. It's worth a shot, right?

P.S. They also carry Ms. Pac-Man.