Bang!

You remember in those old Warner Brothers cartoons, whenever Bugs Bunny had a gun for whatever reason, he would fire it, but instead of propelling a lead projectile at lethal speeds into the flesh of his opponent, killing them either through blood loss, organ damage, or hydrostatic shock, it would instead produce a little sign that said "BANG!", which was really funny when you were five, and really stupid when you were twelve, and really ironic now that you're nineteen and have, in fact, purchased such a gun from Dorby Magoo, a nearby retailer of similar useless tchochkes, and are presently going around your house carrying this thing which honestly bears only a passing resemblance to any kind of gun ever made, and is smaller that a Derringer, pointing it at your cats and family and pretending to shoot them, and laughing hysterically whenever that little "BANG!" flag pops down, before spending five minutes rolling it back up so you can turn it on the next cat or family member that crosses your path, because you may or may not be a rootin' tootin' cowboy all of a sudden, and so you adopt a particularly unconvincing drawl and start referring to people as 'varmint' and sometimes 'scurvy seadog' because Yosemite Sam was a pirate one time for no particular reason even though he used the exact same accent regardless of what venue he was in, be it western, pirate, or one time, I think, Ali Baba, although I may be mistaken on that account, I would have to look it up to be sure an I don't think I'm going to bother?