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Monday, January 21, 2008

A picture is worth ALL THE WORDS IN THE WORLD OMGWTFPDA.

So, here's the story. I had a meeting for my tutoring dudes, and it was held at a Panera Bread at a strip mall, because we don't act...

THIS IS A THING YOU ALL SHOULD BE INFORMED ABOUT..

So, RiffTrax , eh? Yeah, RiffTrax. From the dudes who brought you MST3K (or at least, the dudes who brought you it for the last half of the ...

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Writing. It's not a thing that I do... it's what I do. (And minor rant on language).

So I had an Idea. And Idea which may lead to a Project, one helmed by myself and Ford. It's one of those things which may seem lamer by ...

Friday, January 18, 2008

The strangest bit.

Dudes, I'm making this quick, because an emergency is in the process of arising. I know, lame, right? So, the frabtabulous.com domain i...

Thursday, January 17, 2008

To-day, I hung about. Work is supposed to begin soonish, and as I know for a fact I actually have a job this time (as opposed to those fakeo...

All right, dudes is excited about additional Hammertime. That's pretty cool. Pretty awesome-cool, really. 'Cause I'm excited abo...

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

You just can't keep me away.

Late this afternoon, I sat my self down in front of my computer and started typing out the idea which had been kicking around in my head all...

Monday, January 14, 2008

Zzzzz.

Long-ass day. Long-ass day that ends with me feeling fairly unpleasant, for no real reason except... it's been a long-ass day. Up at sev...

BAH!

Well, I lost. Amber's comment can attest. If it makes my case any better, I didn't lose because of anything so prosaic as ACTUALLY ...

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Also, I went on a fantastic adventure (NOT DESCRIBED HEREIN),

So, I've been challenged. Perhaps even Challenged. Amberella and I have made an informal wager that I cannot go One Day without apologiz...

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Not Track Five, Not Chain Saw Juggling (also Not Ed)

Dear Internet, Unfortunately, you will not be receiving your scheduled dose of Ed tonight. Ed went on a voyage today, that involved a trai...

Thursday, January 10, 2008

LIFE OF CRIME!

To-day, I got fingerprinted. Part of the background check process for my forthcoming employment. I've never been fingerprinted before, b...

Second draft, same as the faft!

Pre-Emptive Strike again. MUCH improved, it doesn't read like something I finished at two in the morning. Inasmuch as I finished it jus...

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Pomegranates don't come in green or red.

Pomegranates come in purple, and don't you forget it. So here's the deal, this Saturn's Day I have to be four hours away at nin...

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

I got a hat!

Granted, one of those isn't ACTUALLY me in my new hat. Because I don't DO finger-guns, as we all know. That being said, I think ...

Sunday, January 06, 2008

I have a lot of titles in the vein of "bleugh", don't I?

Ugh. I eated too many pie. Or, more accurately, I ate too much Mexican food at the big parent's/Amber/Amber's father dinnertime bas...

Bonus Christmas!

So, my parents are in town for Bonus Christmas! That's the Christmas that happens in January! You know, around January fifth or so. No...

Saturday, January 05, 2008

Finally, escaped those Aztecs.

Pre-emptive strike . Just finished it. Haven't even proofed it yet, but I'm damn sleepy, and figure I shouldn't leave this plac...

Friday, January 04, 2008

Greetings from the Ancient Aztec Under-Volcano Slave Pits!

It's gonna be a busy few days. Bear with me.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Filler.

So, I've been writing. A little bit. Back on the saddle after an overlong absence. And also, my parents are coming out this weekend, so ...

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

New Year!

So, it seems like a new year is upon us. Traditionally, this is a time for one to look back on the year previous, analyze his successes and ...

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

What a lovely day!

Oh man, so awesome! For one thing, Ambs and I picked up another MST3K box set and have been wending our way through it, which is always awes...

Monday, December 31, 2007

nom nom nom nom nom

French! Onion! Soup! I totally made some today. I totally put some together in a totally a-dult fashion. Somewhere Amber acquired this veg...

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Today: exciting news and Unneccesary Capitals.

Shopping! Grocery shopping! Planning out meals and buying the bits thereof, like adults do! Yeah! It's a whole world beyond going to the...

Friday is pizza day!

Well, perhaps not. but Friday is job interview day, and Friday is Guitar Hero III day, and Friday is 'go to a party that one of Amber...

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

Hey dudes, this is that guy that posts sometimes. You know, Ed. What's happening? Okay, I think it's fairly obvious, at least w...

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Box box box!

Happy Boxing Day, Boxing Day people! Boxing day time is here! Boxing Day! Wait... FUCK Boxing Day? I mean seriously, what do I care? I don&...

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Chess grand masters do it in twenty-seven moves.

Gods bless the Internet. Moments ago, I idly wondered whether rhyming played a significant role in Chinese poetry (classically, yes, yes it ...

Twas the night, etc.

Man, it is hella late and I'm hecka tired, which isn't quite as bad, but is still an fish kettle I'd rather not associate myself...

Monday, December 24, 2007

Done some cookin'.

I think I've become something of a dab hand at producing curry. NOT, I will quickly point out, proper curry like folk in India eat... th...

Sunday, December 23, 2007

I'll settle you!

Hey there, folken. Ambs is off dancing with her friend, and I am, alas, alone, but for the company of Adrian the Hamster, who is cute, but p...

Friday, December 21, 2007

Happy X-mas, X-mas people! X-mas time is here! X-mas! Well, not yet, for realsies, but it's coming up, and Ambs and I did a little bit ...

I been reviewed!

Hey! I have been REVIEWED! For serious. History is Dead has been reviewed by someone who thought that I possessed "a wicked bite of d...

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Yo, nothing fun here. Just another day, doing daily things in a dayish sort of manner. I did happen to read the Eye of Argon, though... and ...

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Waaaaaagh!

An Ork Boy? What, I ask you, what in the Nightbringer's name is this little beastie doing amongst Necrons? Oh! Oh, well, he seems to ...

Slight nerdiness, with a 25% chance of DOOM.

Tomorrow, I'll have picking-tures of another Warhammer 40K miniature for all y'all. And it's... well, it's not really a Nec...

Monday, December 17, 2007

Wo ist das Saturday?

Saturday? Never heard of such a thing. Suspect you're just makin' it up whole cloth. Rude thing t'do, if you ask me, which you n...

Saturday, December 15, 2007

To make a long story short...

... I want to the location of my Mystery Interview, and it was a closed, locked, darkened building. No, seriously. Closed and locked and da...

Friday, December 14, 2007

My nuts?

Oh man. I ordered MST3K: the essentials, and it arrived today. Which means I need not suffer through a Christmas without getting to watch Sa...

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Blerg.

Hey champs. Yesterday had a bit of a stomach upset to it; I'll spare you the horrifying details. Yesterday, and today, were Job Intervi...

Dudes, I've taken a turn for the sickly. I'm gonna take a rain check, if that's alright with you. It had better be!

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Money money money money... money.

Tomorrow: a job interview with UPS! Also, a phone interview with a dog kennel of some sort or another sometime this upcoming week. Also, I f...

Sunday, December 09, 2007

The Eight Things I Can Cook

Crepes and... Curry. I'm counting these as separate even though I made 'em together, because they could be served on their own; bu...

I can cook, I think, eight different things altogether now.

To-day, I made some curry crepes. That would be crepes, in which I put curry. The crepes I assembled from scratch, the curry... well, I had ...

Friday, December 07, 2007

I haven't been up to much.

I've been playing a lot of Twilight Heroes lately. Those of you who are familiar with the Kingdom of Loathing will be aware of the bas...

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Mushy oaty goodness.

Oh man, oh man, I am making some oatmeal and I am SO excited about this! I'm not even kidding; I'm being so sincere right now. (Even...

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Finally!

DUDES. Today, I finally got an e-mail from the Princeton Review telling me that they're looking for teachers, so I am like... almost so...

Yay, slack!

Clearly, Slacky is a success. Good to know the world still has a place for a robot who just can't be buggered to get any work done. I...

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Slacky the Necron

What's this? Has this Necron, the unstoppable death-robot, sat down on a convenient rock in the middle of a battle? He is supposed to be...

Monday, December 03, 2007

Boot to the head (wah wah).

Man, you ever have one of those days where you are just in a total panic, for no good reason? You just sort of crawl out of your skin basele...

Sunday, December 02, 2007

JOY!

Happy December ever-body. Man, it's been a fairly busy couple-a days... my father came by on business, and I have used the opportunity t...

Friday, November 30, 2007

Worth fifty thousand words. FOR THE THIRD TIME.

Dudes. Not going to say too much today, I think I've written enough; I've got a lot of story to go, but I do think I've earned ...

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Poor man's soiree

So, Ambs and I, in an effort to increase the awesomeness of our little lives, decided to dress up in our nicest clothes, eat chocolate, and ...

Lame.

Ugh, finally back on target vis-a-vis the NaNo, and I'm beset by such a writerly block. Seriously. I got my 1667 out, but I had to force...

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Worth one thousand words. Again.

Let's zap some motherfucking gaps!

Man, some people take their gap zapping quite seriously! I feel as if I've failed you all. ALL OF YOU. Not the greatest of days; Amber ...

Monday, November 26, 2007

NERD ALERT.

Blimy. Still no news on the jorb front, which is of course highly frustrating. On the other hand, I got some Glue Which Suffers From A Menta...

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Hold that thought...

Perhaps, employment? Breaking news as it develops! Okay, well, I'm not exactly getting the runaround from these people... if I were ac...

Aw, nuts.

Well champs, looks like I didn't get that job proofreading. Ah, well. Nose to the grindstone, etc. etc. and maybe Princeton review will ...

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Happy T with interlude

Happy T, everybody. I am back in the apartment after a delightful Thanksgiving dinner with somebody else's family, which is quickly beco...

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Today I played darts.

Hey cats. I'm going to keep this quick, as I'm at Amber's parent's house right now, and I've got a lot of nanoing yet to...

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Blocked.

Writer's block is a bitch. It really is. Today, I was writerly blocked whilst trying to undertake my NaNo. Now, this is an extra bad thi...

Significantish milestone.

This, if my Blogger dashboard dingus-thing is to be trusted, is my one thousand one hundred and eleventh post. It would have sounded more i...

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Avoiding the subject.

Ahem. Hey there. So, yeah, I'm not going to go into too much detail regarding the shit that happened last night, because it's still,...

Saturday, November 17, 2007

My tire went flat. Then my spare tire went flat. I had to be towed back home. No party. No tote. Sorry, everyone.

TOOOOTE!

Hey dudes. This is an early post, on account of I ain't going to be feeling like posting when I get back in the wee small hours of the m...

Friday, November 16, 2007

Fine, I'll keep the Huge!

You bastards happy? Also, playing Resident Evil on a screen the size of all outdoors is fairly rewarding, I must begrudgingly admit. Also,...

BIG TV.

Man, job interview tomorrow. ... no seriously, that one sort of came out of nowhere for me too. For some sort of proofreading company. If I...

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

I has a desk!

Ladies and dudes, Ambs and I took a runner up to IKEA on this particular day. Well, less of a runner and more of a driver-along-ridiculously...

One sentence, directed at my mother.

Hey, Mother, would you would be so kind as to shoot me an e-mail with my GRE scores in it; I need 'em (official-like, as opposed to the ...

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Hey dudes, I'm posting as need be. Okay, admittedly, I am a little buzzed. Amber and I are performing that time-honored ritual of drink...

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Still back!

Hey, I am a dude with real bedclothes and a lamp! The long, arduous task of getting my own supply of furniture and whatnot. It is arguably t...

Saturday, November 10, 2007

A glorious rerurn.

Alright dudes. There's been a long stretch of silence, but I now pronounce it filled. That's right, Hiatus over. Hey! Everyone! I&#...

Friday, November 09, 2007

Internets!

I have a them! In my home! More details as soon as I dig myself out from under two weeks worth of webcomics.

Friday, November 02, 2007

In brief...

I am in California. I have a new apartment. Life is pretty damn awesome. I have no Internet access, which might be longer to rectify than I ...

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Monday, October 29, 2007

Zero hour.

Dudes... today is the day. I'll be utterly incommunicado on the Internets until the sixth or so, but you can call me, or you can mind-li...

Friday, October 26, 2007

Official hiatus.

Today, halloween-slash-going away party. Tomorrow, Mal's birthday party. Sunday, official panic day. Monday, travel day. Tuesday through...

Late. Tired. Headache. Packed. Not entirely, but... mostly. There are a few things what I have to figure out what to do with them, but for ...

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Birthing-day!

Saw the Nightmare Before Christmas in all three of your puny hoo-man dimensions. It was pretty awesome, must admit. Much happiness. I took M...

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

A brief note.

Man, doing some packing. Getting a goodly amount of stuff packed. Also starting to run low on shit that I have to do before I leave. Which i...

Impromptu party day! A day where I have an impromptu party to celebrate life and shit like that! And then I play Resident Evil 4 and kick go...

Sunday, October 21, 2007

1/6!

Oh man! I've had some honorable folks donate some loverly cash to a good cause (getting me a free tote bag). Of course, it's my moth...

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Handle panning redux.

Today was a DAY. The sort of day where it'll be quicker to write up the things that went right than the things that went wrong. Oy-yah, ...

Panning the handle!

Dudes, I'll give you more specifics later on, 'cause right now I'm about to dash out the door to watch a vampire movie. But... i...

Hey, I got a dude to complete my arduous task! And I got a place to live officially! Life is going well! Except my back is a road map of pa...

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Wot?

What, no takers for my arduous task? Bah! Buncha losers. Today was a day for a bit of cleaning. And packing. Because I am such a paranoid s...

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

EEE!

Hey... dudes... Amber found an apartment. So, while we don't YET have an OFFICIAL place to live... we got a place! YAY! YAY! YAY! And it...

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

My, look at the time!

I, feeling restless, spent the last little while cleaning the crap out of my car. Which means the Deceiver, but for some necessary junk all ...

Monday, October 15, 2007

For the benifit of Mr. E.

Tune in, turn on, drop out, drop in, turn on, turn off, and explode! Ahem. That's been in my head all day, and I had to let it out, wit...

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Yesterday, I saw one of the most adorable things. A mouse wheel, like on which small mammals run. On mouse was, indeed, running his wee litt...

Friday, October 12, 2007

Sure sign that it's October:

I start obsessing over the NaNoWriMo forums. Like the sick, sick bastard that I am. There is a part of me, I must admit, that is sorely temp...

Thursday, October 11, 2007

On sleep.

Today, I got a call at nine, telling me I didn't have to work at five. I proceeded to sleep the living hell out of today. This was no m...

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

My car door broke. ... the passenger's side, front door, no longer opens from inside. Clearly, something is wrong inside the Deceiver, ...

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Muerte, muerte, muerte...

Note to self: look at the calendar every day. KNOW WHAT GODDAMN DAY IT IS, EVERY DAY. Forgetting birthdays is not cool... forgetting them wh...

Monday, October 08, 2007

Back!

Man, Metalocalypse is wasting no time in introducing scary overplots. Good for it. Also, I'm updating from my room, where my Internet a...

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Hey, I got my Internet access back! ... I'm gonna go do shit on it!

Thursday, October 04, 2007

So here's the deal.

... I haven't had Internet access for the past three days. And I don't know when I will have Internet access in my house again. Opti...

Monday, October 01, 2007

Oh dear.

Man, I proctored a test, for a class I'm going to teach this month. ... I don't know if I can do it. These kids... these are bad k...

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Sunday, September 30, 2007

Got a ticket. My headlight was out (read: slightly loose). Slightly irked. Did some other fun stuff though. Saw that Beatle movie. And yes,...

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Updatin' mindlessly.

Hey dudes. Mal came up, and I sold some stuff, and ate Mexican food with some dudes, and life, as a whole, is pretty awesome. Except I also ...

Friday, September 28, 2007

Tacos is delicious.

Seriously. Tacos totally is delicious. LET NO MAN DOUBT THIS. Anyway, it's been decided. Costume party's going to happen. Saturday ...

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Loosing my religion.

Interesting moment of religious reflection today. I was in a church, see, to proctor as PSAT, and I was in some sort of basement room which ...

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Oh, my students. How I love/hate them. Nothing wrong with them per se, except inasmuch as they persist in being teenagers despite my best e...

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

GREs are a bitch.

Praise be that I do not have to take them again. Well, unless I bombed the essays to a ridiculously embarrassing extent, which is unlikely. ...

Monday, September 24, 2007

Nighttime driving = suck.

So, I got totally-ass lost today, trying to go tutor a child. Luckily, I had my trusty GPS. I, uh, haven't worked out the acronym in ful...

Sunday, September 23, 2007

No turning back.

To-day I bought a plane ticket. October 29th. It's, like, official now. The cavalcade of terror having long ago given up its shouted obj...

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Stealing smarts.

Hey, you lot. How's things? Me, I'm still on the laptop, still in Philadelphia, still on fire. Not a lot has changed. I'm downlo...

Friday, September 21, 2007

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