Man, some people take their gap zapping quite seriously! I feel as if I've failed you all. ALL OF YOU.
Not the greatest of days; Amber is ill, which is lame in and of itself, but is extra-lame because I feel like I should do something helpful, but am absolutely incapable of curing her with my mind, so I just sort of hang around, offering to make her tea an annoying number of times.
On the other hand, we did go out and get a cheap DVD player, because the DVD player I got with The Huge TV refuses to... play... DVDs. Which makes it a pretty lousy DVD player, I think. This'n ain't nothing special, but it'll play everything we throw at it, so bully for that. It also comes with poorly-written safety instructions, the first of which is "Read these instructions," which I think is pretty hilarious. It's like, at this point, I've started being safe whether I like it or not!
A DVD player that can't play DVDs is the sort of thing that someone should make a children's movie out of.
ReplyDeleteLike the Brave Little Toaster.
Yes, yes I went there.
I have had it with these MOTHERFUCKING zaps on my MOTHERFUCKING gaps.
ReplyDeleteIt had to be done.