Avoiding the subject.

Ahem. Hey there. So, yeah, I'm not going to go into too much detail regarding the shit that happened last night, because it's still, frankly, depressing. Also, my arm hurts like hell still because of the effort required to not run off the road when my car is pulling to the right so damn hard.

What I AM going to do is suggest you folks go out and obtain Super Mario Galaxy, which played no small part in my efforts to return to positive spirits. (It was a toss up between buying that, or buying a bottle of rum and then just drinking straight. Ultimately, I think I made the right choice).

Also good? The Aristocrats. The documentary on the dirtiest joke in the world. Hilarious, and filthy... all I've heard about it made it seem like it would be grotesque and boring, honestly. A dozen comedians telling the same joke, trying to make it as awful as possible, but it's a lot more in-depth regarding, if I may be so pretentious, the philosophy of comedy. I know, crazy, right?

Also a mood-lifter, The Hudsucker Proxy. I intend to watch it tonight. OR DIE TRYING.

That is all. You are excused.