Friday, February 16, 2007

Everyone's favorite game!

It's time for another round of everyone's favorite game: Should That Piss Me Off Half as Much as It Does!

For those of you unfamiliar with the rules of the game, I will give an example of a situation that makes my blood boil, and you, the home audience, get to decide how pissed off I should be by it. Remember, I'm irrational and borderline crazy, so there's always a chance that this is something that's totally ridiculous to be upset over. Ready? Here goes!

[Reads from an index card]: 'Today, while reading my school newspaper, I came across the editor's editorial. Despite the fact that I consider Cody Desperina to be both self-centered and racist, I read it anyway. It was about Anna Nicole Smith, and what he considers to be an illogical amount of coverage regarding her death. Now, a sure sign of a tremendous ass is his ability to make me angry, even when I agree with him; it wasn't so much the way he referred to her as a "middle-aged blond bimbo", an outrageously insensitive way to talk about what is, in fact, a dead human being, but his (barely related) claim that "Sept. 11, 2001 was the worst thing that happened to this country". Tragic, yes, but offhand, I'd say that the Civil War, which killed three hundred-fifty times as many Americans, tore the country apart and created cultural rifts and grudges which persist to this day, was worse. I will ignore how he goes onto suggest that the World Trade Center attacks could have been beneficial to the country, as I am reasonably sure that I am pissed off the correct amount by that.'

Alright folks, suggesting that September eleventh was worse than April twelfth... Should That Piss Me Off Half as Much as it Does?


Blogger Ford Dent said...

Well it pisses me off, anyway. Not just that he felt the need to insult a dead person (though honestly I have made several dead Anna Nicole jokes myself), but calling 9/11 the worst thing ever to happen to the country is just fucking retarded.

Though if the country goes down the shitter because of paranoia and suspicion brought on by 9/11 then maybe it'll wind up topping the Civil War after all.

Of course, since Obama's going to be the next president I think we're in the clear.

2/17/2007 6:27 AM  
Blogger Vincent said...

Frankly, anything that comes out of his fetid spew-hole is enough to piss me off most days, so I see nothing wrong with this.

2/20/2007 10:52 AM  

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