Ahem.

As you all know, I am a calm, rational man, not liable to flights of fancy and potential overreation. However, it must be noted, that I am mutating, growing scales, gills, and a tail, and I will soon instinctively build a cocoon out of bedsheets and bile, which I will wrap myself in and lie dormant until I break free, no longer a human but a swamp beast. Those of you who I may consume for sustinence following my transformation, I apologize in advance, it's nothing personal, merely instinctive feeding urges.

That being said, it's nice to be back. Finally.