EXPLANATIONS!

Snuck through a movie? Well, sort of. See, Monica and Steve were up for the week-end, and along with Laura, Kramer, and me, tried to find a bowling alley, but failed. However, we did find a beach, with a park sort of thing in front of it, upon which had been set up an impromptu movie theater, and dozens of kinderlings were enjoying Shrek 2. This, we snuck past (so as not to disturb the little ones) so we could get to the beach, where we

Disobeyed clearly posted signs? Well, granted that 'NO SWIMMING' is not quite the same as 'don't wade out into the wretched Long Island Sound water, because you'll inevitably regret it, and also if you could not get into a sand fight, that's good too', we still violated the spirit of the sign, and that's what counts. And the only one of you who'd be a stickler and argue that it doesn't would be

Amber, made insanely jealous? Well, I managed to get a group to break into an impromptu song. Now, I'm not the king of Ambertopia, of course, but I'm fairly sure her only goal in life is to have a musical moment. Indeed, I'm not sure if you're aware, but she's actually over 1,500 years old, cursèd to forever walk the earth until she successfully coerces a group to break out into song. After that, I'm fairly sure she'll disappear in a puff of ancient dust. That'll teach her to deny the attentions of

The Great Mage Aryon of Telvanni? He lives in Tel Vos, a magically constructed stronghold that looks like a traditional Imperial fort that a massive tree has grown through. Be wary, many corridors lead to dead ends, some areas are only accessible through levitation, and Banewalkers and Clanfear roam the halls

Attacking people? Well, please, that's not uncommon for me. The only item of any real note was that I accidentally kneed Mark in the back. Oops. Still, as far as crimes go, accidental assault ain't as bad as

Accepting contraband? Paddy came back from Europe... with Cuban cigars. One of which is mine now. Oh yeah, I feel all cool. Paddy rocks at the

Smuggling? Well, Paddy would be the human cargo in question, as she needed a place to sleep and I neglected to fill out an overnight guest pass. Which segues right into

Sleeping with some girl? One room, two beds. Not even on the same level. I am still pure as the snow that hasn't been driven on. Go me?